December 7, 2002
I Y Matthew
Hairspray is the newest sensation on Broadway. So far I have seen the show four times. My main reason for seeing this show is not my love for the production. Don’t get me wrong the show is awesome. Marissa Jaret Winokur, who plays the lead character, Tracy, has a tough job. This role which is designed for an overweight actress is physically taxing, requiring a lot of singing and dancing. Marissa’s portrayal of Tracy with a positive outlook and hopefulness, not to mention charm, wins the crowd over every night.

Other voices that have yet to let me down include Corey Reynolds, Mary Bond Davis, Kerry Butler and let’s not forget the Dynamites(Kamilah Martin, Judine Richard, Shayna Steele). All of these voices have a soul to them that really cannot be described. Jackie Hoffman, Clarke Thorell, and John Hill add a spark of humor that contrast yet compliment the serious message of the story. Linda Hart and Laura Bell Bundy play the mother-daughter blond baddies, the Von Tussles, whom the audience love to hate.

Now the show’s leading “lady,” Harvey Fierstein, has a voice that I would rather not hear at length. Fierstein convincingly portrays a housewife and the chemistry between him and onstage husband, Dick Latessa, is clear, yet I find myself just praying for the two-minutes-too-long song, “Timeless to Me,” to end.

As a whole, the cast pulls off the large dance numbers beautifully, most notably, “You Can‘t Stop the Beat,” the musical’s finale. The sets are imaginative and colorful- rivaling only the bright reds and pinks of the many costumes. And naturally, one only need note the title to realize elaborate wigs would be involved.

None of these reasons are why I love this show. What brings me to Hairspray? Who compels me to stop by the stage door even when I have not seen the show? Matthew Morrison. He currently portrays Link Larkin, the heartthrob and Tracy’s love interest. He has so much energy on stage and maintains a wide-eyed innocence throughout the show. I’m so happy to see him in a principle role; his songs, “It Takes Two” and “Without Love,” are the two highlights of the show for me.

I saw Morrison perform for the first time when he was playing a phantom in Rocky Horror at Circle in the Square Theatre. This role, while minor, required a more blatant form of sex appeal and confidence than Link Larkin. In all honesty, I attended Rocky Horror as many times as I did to see Sebastian Bach. I suppose you could call me a Broadway groupie. I find my show and stick with it until my reason for going is gone.

Back to Rocky Horror. At the beginning of each show Matthew would come out a side door and walk through the audience before hitting the stage. He would always pass by wheelchair seating in the very back of the theatre, and I would occasionally say “Hi Matt” but rarely anything more. I never took a picture with him and I never asked for his autograph. One night very close to the end of Rocky Horror’s run, Matt came all the way to the back of the theatre during “Time Warp” to sing to me. Now, it was normal for the cast to go into the audience during “Time Warp,” but to be sure they were back on their marks on time they rarely went more than seven rows back. I was so thrilled to finally be experiencing what I had been missing by not being able to sit front row. Having a man on his knees at my side, singing to me, I naturally reacted by running my fingers through his hair. I’ve been smitten ever since. I have also been kicking myself ever since, hoping he doesn’t remember.

The first night I attended Hairspray, he clearly remembered that he knew me. Quite tongue tied by this fact, I was unable to really speak that night. Luckily, it only took a few short conversations thereafter to get yapping and back to my sarcastic self. I had the pleasure, on a different night, to go backstage after the show to meet the cast. Their version of ‘backstage’ was literally the stage. Matthew, on this day, gave my friend and I a little tour. Somehow I managed the courage to ask him for an interview and he enthusiastically agreed. I had never asked someone for an interview in person before and had not expected him to say yes. He is not the most famous person I have interviewed; but in my eyes, the only person who could agree to an interview for which my excitement would rival is Sebastian Bach- and believe me that says a lot. Enjoy the interview below, and please, SEE HAIRSPRAY!

What’s in your CD player right now?
Christmas music. Christmas carols, yeah.
Alright, so what kind of music do you listen to?
Ummmm.... excuse me while I chew my tart and tinies...I like singer/songwriters. I’m a really big fan of...the newest artist that came out that I like is John Mayer. And I’m a James Taylor fan. That kind of stuff.

What’s your favorite musical?
My favorite musical...it used to be when I was growing up, Miss Saigon, but I don’t know, I don’t really like it anymore.
I’ve never seen it.
(Matt makes a face like I shouldn’t bother seeing it now) You know, my favorite musical is Assassins.
I never heard of it.
It’s never been on Broadway or anything. It was originally produced by Playwrights Horizons. It’s a Stephen [Sondheim] musical, it’s all about a bunch of assassins through history.




Matt w/ a Santa light


What’s your musical background? As in...what was your first play?
One summer I went to go visit my grandma, my aunt and cousin in Arizona. And they really didn’t want to deal with me and my cousins. So they threw us in this musical theater camp and we were there like all day so they could get us out of their hair. I totally loved it. So when I went back to California, where I’m from, I told my parents I wanted to go into theater. They’re both like from medical backgrounds, so yeah...

What is your ideal role?
My ideal role... I think I’m playing it right now. I always wanted to be like a heartthrob and originate a part on Broadway. But now, I guess, having done this I want to play a villain next.

Do you write your own music?
Not really anymore, I think I’ll get back to it a little bit, I’m starting to take guitar lessons again.


If you could improve one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?
Mah’ sex driiiiiiive (laughs) No... I’d say... I wish I wouldn’t beat up on myself as much. I’m very hard on myself. I am my own worst enemy - and it takes away from me appreciating things like what I’m doing right now. I’m always about the business. Now I’ve got to do this or I messed up on that instead of taking it all in and enjoying where I’m right now.
You should enjoy it.
I know. I know. I do! I do!
I’ll hit you (goes to hit him with book)
I do! (laughs)

Mistress Note: Most men wouldnt allow that theres room for improvement in the sex drive department!



Tell us one thought or story about the following things:
NYU... I go to NYU.
Oh really? Uhhhhhm.
That doesn’t mean you have to speak nicely about it.
I won’t! (laughs) One thought or story about NYU... Alright. (devilish smile). My sophomore year, I was living with this guy Ed, who I still live with now. He’s one of those guys who we would have never been friends but the computer system put us together. We’re best friends now. And we lived down in Water Street. I don’t know if they still have it?
Mmhmm. They do.
Umm we were the first class there when they opened the dorms. We were on the 30th floor, amazing apartment. So we became friends with the guards and everything and developed this system of how to throw the ultimate party. And we...in our dorm room we had about 150 people in there and just rocked the place OUT. And the cops came and broke it up. And people went under the beds and in the closets. And then when the cops left, all the people came out and we started the party all over again and it was crazy. But to this day, I get...my roommate said that one of his friends is an R.A. there, and they have in their Water Street rulebook- that they describe our party and talk about how to prevent it. (laughs) And so we like rewrote the rulebook for RAs.
You made history!
Yeah, we did. So, I thought that was pretty cool. That’s my greatest memory at NYU, I hated the school. (chuckles)

Footloose.
My big break. You know...my first...my dream come true of being on Broadway.

So D.J. (his name in Fresh Step, a spoof boy band from the Late show), what are your thoughts on this lyric, “I know all your friends say I’m wrong for you, but I’m full of ...
(Matt joins in)
flavor just like beef stew”
(laughs) Well... My close friends to me, um they all call me Matty Fresh. And this is a reference to Fresh Step. And I’ve taken on the name Matty Fresh which is so funny I love it when people call me that. (laughs) The experience was just amazing. I mean, because that’s the thing that got me Footloose because AC choreographed both, and I just felt so cool because all the other guys in the band were already in Footloose and it was cool being part of something like that. And it was so much fun. We had a blast. It was just stupid.

Starmites or Dirty Dancing or both.
Starmites... It was cool because it was the first reading, and it was a big reading and I was the lead. So that was a cool thing for me to put myself out there in front of a lot of people. Dirty Dancing. Always wanted to learn how the Fox Trot and the Salsa, so that was cool choreography, and fun stuff. (laughs)

"Sex and the City"
Ummm... Sarah Jessica Parker. We had this whole scene together and they cut, I don’t know if you know this, but they cut a lot. We had two or three other lines. I don’t even remember what I said... “Will anyone be joining you?” or something like that...
I think it was, “Will you be needing anything else?”
Yeah. But it was cool. The thing I remember the most is if you watch it and I leave, ...this is funny(says under breath). There wasn’t really a door for me to go into--it was just a little cubby hole and if you look closely--if you look at a reflection on the glass you see me leave but you can still--I I had to stop right there--so you see my ass in the...
Ok I wasn’t looking that closely
I know I know. I don’t know if anyone else noticed that but me. But you see my ass in the window, it’s kind of cool.

Rocky Horror.
Rocky Horror
. It was like the greatest thing and... not the worst thing in my life. It was great cause I originally got the part of Rocky and that was a huge thing for me, but then the stupid fucking boy band...[LMNT caused him to pass up the part of Rocky] ...but Rocky was my ticket. I kind of reevaluated myself after I left the band and I didn’t have to audition because they already heard me sing. They asked me if I wanted a part and I said yeah. It was good to get out of something so bad and go do something I love again. And to do a show like that where you don’t give a shit about anything and every night putting on stupid makeup and walk around in a dress, it was cool.


Terrence Mann.
Terrence Mann. I wish I could say that I knew him better than I did but at the same time he’s like a father. He’s such a fatherly figure to me, he’s so, so kind and gentle--but you know when I see him around now, I don’t even think he remembers my name.
I didn’t really get to talk to him after Rocky Horror. He would leave right after the show.
He wasn’t really a socializer but I mean he’s such a kind gentle man.


Sebastian Bach. You also don’t have to speak nicely about him if you don’t want to.
Oh. I have nothing bad to say about him. He caused a lot of problems in the show though. He was always getting in some fight with someone. He got into a horrible fight with Yassmin [Alers]. She was a phantom. The fight was...I don’t even know what it was about. But it was just yelling at each other and he pulled this line like he was like “Who the fuck do you think these people come to see?” And we were like “Maybe some are coming to see you. (laughs) I don’t know!”
That sounds like Baz.
But you know, what I talked about at "Seth’s Chatterbox," that after the show there was just like...POT everywhere. But you know he was cool.

Hairspray.
(Sighs) All my hard work paid off. Definitely the ultimate dream come true. I used to sit in my room as a kid and listen to musical theater cds and just like try to imitate these people and I’d look up to them. And it’s always been my ultimate dream to originate a part, to be on an original cast recording. To do that, like, to think about 20 years from now when they are doing this show in high schools and some kid like me out there will have my role in a high school production and buy the cd and listen to my voice ... I can’t really put it into words.
It’s hard to say.
It is. It’s, it’s such an amazing thing.

Harvey [Fierstein].
Harrrrrrrvey... He is such a pro. He is such a kind, kind man, and such a pleasure to be around. You learn so much from him just watching him on stage, watching him backstage, like he’ll never miss a show, he’s never missed a show. He’s just such a pro.

If you were the first ever “president god” what would you outlaw and why?
Outlaw? Ummm... I don’t know how to say this, but I hate stupid people. (laughs) Umm...
That’s a good thing to outlaw, stupidity.
It’s just, people drive me nuts. I mean, I can’t sit and listen to them... look my eye starts to twitch when I think about stupid people. (laughs) Um that’s my answer. Take it however you want.

What do you like to do when you’re alone?
Well. (laughs) No, I --
I’ve gotten some pretty interesting answers for this question!
You know, sometimes when I’m alone- I’m alone a lot, I’m such a loner, I’m an only child, and I find myself most comfortable when I’m alone. So sometimes I’ll just sit and watch movies, but there are times--this will sound really weird--when I’ll light candles and just sit on my couch and just think and I’ll start crying. I’m such an emotional person and I never really show it to people... being alone for me is like getting my shit out.

I hear you like to skydive.
Yeah, and I’m pissed. I’m pissed that it’s winter and there’s not much skydiving going on.
When did you start that?
Um, I got into it when I did Footloose and I joined in the company in Seattle. There was this guy that was a huge fan of it and used to go every weekend and he asked me if I wanted to go and I was like yeah. He got me hooked. It’s like the closest thing I’ll ever get to God. It’s amazing.
You’re crazy.
I know!

Tell us one thing that is either embarrassing or little known about yourself and being in a boy band does not count!
(Sigh) Embarrassing or little known... I am... I have black in me!
You do?!
I do. Um, it’s a very little bit... Rhodesian, which is now Zimbabwe. But uh, that’s where I get my crazy, crazy hair from.

Here comes the random sarcastic questions!
(claps emphatically)
You were in a gang. So Skylar [his tag name], when you rumbled did you do pirouettes?
Noooooooo. Nooo I didn’t do pirouettes. Man, but I mean that is where I learned how to break dance, was in this gang. And we would pull out the cardboard and go crazy. I wish I could say my pants were down to my thighs, I was just a stupid ass kid. I was such an idiot.
I’m having a hard time imagining you like that.
Yeah, me too. (laughs)

My friends and I think TRL is one of the most terrifying things on earth, what was your experience like?
Yeah I agree with you. I think it’s the decay of our country, but um it was-- it was cool, and when we were on it, it was the start of TRL and so it was pretty new and it was really hot, so to even be guests on that show was a big thing. Our stupid little Fresh Step is going to be on TRL (laughs).

So when you beat up that dude from LMNT, “Ikea something or other”-
Ikaika--such a douche.
-did he end up in the hospital? Once again, were pirouettes involved?
(laughs) No. It was really quick. Like I don’t really remember it, cuz there were so many people, it was at a Macy’s shoot. And it was just really fast- like there were like so many people there and the camera men were pulling us apart from each other.... so no hospital, no pirouettes were involved.

In Rocky Horror, you had to wear heels, fishnets, panties and a corset. Did this experience help you get in touch with your feminine side?
Um. I guess, maybe. (laughs). I never really thought about it. It made me appreciate women who wear heels, those were a little extreme but it was just heels in general. I would like go home and practice just trying to just get comfortable in them. They hurt like hell, god.
I can imagine.
It made me appreciate what women go through.

So at Seth’s Chatterbox, you mentioned that Harvey leaves you treats. In your opinion, does this give a whole new meaning to “sugar daddy?”
(laughs). No, because I don’t have to do anything in return for them! (laughs) No, he’s just a kind man. He gave me this picture up there, and some other things(displays Harvey’s random gifts).

Do you have a girlfriend, is she blonde, would I hate her? If the answer is yes to the second one, it’s yes to the third one.
(pause)
And the answer is yes ‘cause I’ve seen her. (laughs)
Oh! (laughs) Well I just answered the question then. Well... you answered it for me.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
Extreme stuff. I really like living on the edge, like skydiving. So, just anything...
You have a death wish.
I do. In a sense.
Don’t kill yourself.
Well if it’s my time, it’s my time.

Do you regret agreeing to this interview?
No!

And the last question is rant. Here at Spouzic we love hearing people complain and we love free speech, so this question is not really a question but rather an opportunity for you to whine or bitch about anything on your mind. Go for it.
Well, I can’t...I can’t rant about what I want to rant about now.
Well actually I’m so sick of--I haven’t had a day off in like the past month and a half. I’m so sick of just all the press. The most ridiculous thing that they do here is they fill up our Mondays, our day off. And it’s like...I mean I get paid well but I don’t get paid enough, to you know--
--To not have a life.
To not have a life. Like Hairspray is first, and my life is second and I hate that. And I have no time. My friends are like totally like in the backseat --and you know it’s my ultimate dream to be in a show like this, one of the best, biggest shows in the past fifty years, but at the price of it, it’s almost not worth it. And I think that’s one of the reasons why I beat up on myself and don’t appreciate where I am.
Right.
Because it’s a lot more than what people see up on stage.
I’m sure it is.
(Matt closes the door)
[there’s this chick] I fucking want to hit her in the face. I hate her ass. (leans into tape recorder) Her name is *****. *****, you fucking whore, I hate you so much! I want to make your nose bleed and pull out your eyelashes!
Now, now, there’s no need for violence!
Hey, you said I could--come on! You gave me freedom of speech to rant!
Yes.
Alright?
Yes. Rant...
Alright. I feel better now. (chuckles)

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